diff --git a/srcpkgs/procps/patches/3.2.5-top-sort.patch b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/3.2.5-top-sort.patch
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..854db2755b9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/3.2.5-top-sort.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+Under certain conditions, top's display can break.
+This patch is by Curtis Doty, updated by Andreas Kling for 3.2.5.
+
+To reproduce bug:
+ - run top
+ - turn on color mode ('z')
+ - highlight sort column ('x')
+ - move sort column all the way to the left ('<')
+ - get drunk
+
+procps e-mail: http://sourceforge.net/mailarchive/forum.php?thread_id=6042978&forum_id=12454
+Redhat bug:    http://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=140975
+Gentoo bug:    http://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=80296
+
+--- top.c~	2005-01-26 06:15:18.000000000 +0100
++++ top.c	2005-02-01 09:23:35.000000000 +0100
+@@ -2952,12 +2952,10 @@
+    for (x = 0; x < q->maxpflgs; x++) {
+       char cbuf[ROWBUFSIZ], _z[ROWBUFSIZ];
+       FLG_t       i = q->procflags[x];          // support for our field/column
+-      const char *f = Fieldstab[i].fmts;        // macro AND sometimes the fmt
++      const char *f = Fieldstab[i].fmts + ((x==0) && !Rc.mode_altscr);
+       unsigned    s = Fieldstab[i].scale;       // string must be altered !
+       unsigned    w = Fieldstab[i].width;
+ 
+-      int advance = (x==0) && !Rc.mode_altscr;
+-
+       switch (i) {
+          case P_CMD:
+          {  char tmp[ROWBUFSIZ];
+@@ -3069,7 +3067,7 @@
+ 
+         } /* end: switch 'procflag' */
+ 
+-        rp = scat(rp, cbuf+advance);
++        rp = scat(rp, cbuf);
+    } /* end: for 'maxpflgs' */
+ 
+    PUFF(
diff --git a/srcpkgs/procps/patches/fix_Makefile.diff b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/fix_Makefile.diff
index d6ffc22a552..8cddc064292 100644
--- a/srcpkgs/procps/patches/fix_Makefile.diff
+++ b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/fix_Makefile.diff
@@ -1,58 +1,3 @@
---- Makefile.orig	2009-05-10 20:50:48.000000000 +0200
-+++ Makefile	2010-04-22 13:18:13.010792002 +0200
-@@ -24,10 +24,10 @@ TARVERSION   := $(VERSION).$(SUBVERSION)
- ############ vars
- 
- # so you can disable them or choose alternates
--ldconfig := ldconfig
-+ldconfig :=
- ln_f     := ln -f
- ln_sf    := ln -sf
--install  := install -D --owner 0 --group 0
-+install  := install -D
- 
- # Lame x86-64 /lib64 and /usr/lib64 abomination:
- lib64    := lib$(shell [ -d /lib64 ] && echo 64)
-@@ -39,20 +39,20 @@ usr/proc/bin             := $(DESTDIR)/u
- man1                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man1/
- man5                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man5/
- man8                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man8/
--lib                      := $(DESTDIR)/$(lib64)/
--usr/lib                  := $(DESTDIR)/usr/$(lib64)/
-+lib                      := $(DESTDIR)/lib/
-+usr/lib                  := $(DESTDIR)/usr/lib/
- usr/include              := $(DESTDIR)/usr/include/
- 
- #SKIP     := $(bin)kill $(man1)kill.1
- 
--BINFILES := $(usr/bin)uptime $(usr/bin)tload $(usr/bin)free $(usr/bin)w \
-+BINFILES := $(usr/bin)tload $(usr/bin)free $(usr/bin)w \
-             $(usr/bin)top $(usr/bin)vmstat $(usr/bin)watch $(usr/bin)skill \
--            $(usr/bin)snice $(bin)kill $(sbin)sysctl $(usr/bin)pmap \
-+            $(usr/bin)snice $(sbin)sysctl $(usr/bin)pmap \
-             $(usr/proc/bin)pgrep $(usr/proc/bin)pkill $(usr/bin)slabtop \
-             $(usr/proc/bin)pwdx
- 
--MANFILES := $(man1)uptime.1 $(man1)tload.1 $(man1)free.1 $(man1)w.1 \
--            $(man1)top.1 $(man1)watch.1 $(man1)skill.1 $(man1)kill.1 \
-+MANFILES := $(man1)tload.1 $(man1)free.1 $(man1)w.1 \
-+            $(man1)top.1 $(man1)watch.1 $(man1)skill.1 \
-             $(man1)snice.1 $(man1)pgrep.1 $(man1)pkill.1 $(man1)pmap.1 \
-             $(man5)sysctl.conf.5 $(man8)vmstat.8 $(man8)sysctl.8 \
-             $(man1)slabtop.1 $(man1)pwdx.1
-@@ -222,10 +222,10 @@ clean:
- ###### install
- 
- $(BINFILES) : all
--	$(install) --mode a=rx $(notdir $@) $@
-+	$(install) -m755 $(notdir $@) $@
- 
- $(MANFILES) : all
--	$(install) --mode a=r $(notdir $@) $@
-+	$(install) -m644 $(notdir $@) $@
- 
- install: $(filter-out $(SKIP) $(addprefix $(DESTDIR),$(SKIP)),$(INSTALL))
- 	cd $(usr/bin) && $(ln_f) skill snice
 --- proc/module.mk.orig	2010-04-22 13:22:25.736775611 +0200
 +++ proc/module.mk	2010-04-22 13:24:09.814780650 +0200
 @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ FPIC       := -fpic
@@ -95,3 +40,68 @@
 -	$(install) --mode a=r $< $@
 +	$(install) -m644 $< $@
  	-rm -f $(DESTDIR)/var/catman/cat1/ps.1.gz $(DESTDIR)/var/man/cat1/ps.1.gz
+--- Makefile.orig	2009-05-10 20:50:48.000000000 +0200
++++ Makefile	2010-10-28 04:09:31.000000000 +0200
+@@ -24,10 +24,10 @@ TARVERSION   := $(VERSION).$(SUBVERSION)
+ ############ vars
+ 
+ # so you can disable them or choose alternates
+-ldconfig := ldconfig
++ldconfig :=
+ ln_f     := ln -f
+ ln_sf    := ln -sf
+-install  := install -D --owner 0 --group 0
++install  := install -D
+ 
+ # Lame x86-64 /lib64 and /usr/lib64 abomination:
+ lib64    := lib$(shell [ -d /lib64 ] && echo 64)
+@@ -39,20 +39,20 @@ usr/proc/bin             := $(DESTDIR)/u
+ man1                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man1/
+ man5                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man5/
+ man8                     := $(DESTDIR)/usr/share/man/man8/
+-lib                      := $(DESTDIR)/$(lib64)/
+-usr/lib                  := $(DESTDIR)/usr/$(lib64)/
++lib                      := $(DESTDIR)/lib/
++usr/lib                  := $(DESTDIR)/usr/lib/
+ usr/include              := $(DESTDIR)/usr/include/
+ 
+ #SKIP     := $(bin)kill $(man1)kill.1
+ 
+-BINFILES := $(usr/bin)uptime $(usr/bin)tload $(usr/bin)free $(usr/bin)w \
++BINFILES := $(usr/bin)tload $(usr/bin)free $(usr/bin)w \
+             $(usr/bin)top $(usr/bin)vmstat $(usr/bin)watch $(usr/bin)skill \
+-            $(usr/bin)snice $(bin)kill $(sbin)sysctl $(usr/bin)pmap \
++            $(usr/bin)snice $(sbin)sysctl $(usr/bin)pmap \
+             $(usr/proc/bin)pgrep $(usr/proc/bin)pkill $(usr/bin)slabtop \
+             $(usr/proc/bin)pwdx
+ 
+-MANFILES := $(man1)uptime.1 $(man1)tload.1 $(man1)free.1 $(man1)w.1 \
+-            $(man1)top.1 $(man1)watch.1 $(man1)skill.1 $(man1)kill.1 \
++MANFILES := $(man1)tload.1 $(man1)free.1 $(man1)w.1 \
++            $(man1)top.1 $(man1)watch.1 $(man1)skill.1 \
+             $(man1)snice.1 $(man1)pgrep.1 $(man1)pkill.1 $(man1)pmap.1 \
+             $(man5)sysctl.conf.5 $(man8)vmstat.8 $(man8)sysctl.8 \
+             $(man1)slabtop.1 $(man1)pwdx.1
+@@ -174,7 +174,8 @@ INSTALL := $(BINFILES) $(MANFILES)
+ # want this rule first, use := on ALL, and ALL not filled in yet
+ all: do_all
+ 
+--include */module.mk
++-include proc/module.mk
++-include ps/module.mk
+ 
+ do_all:    $(ALL)
+ 
+@@ -222,10 +223,10 @@ clean:
+ ###### install
+ 
+ $(BINFILES) : all
+-	$(install) --mode a=rx $(notdir $@) $@
++	$(install) -m755 $(notdir $@) $@
+ 
+ $(MANFILES) : all
+-	$(install) --mode a=r $(notdir $@) $@
++	$(install) -m644 $(notdir $@) $@
+ 
+ install: $(filter-out $(SKIP) $(addprefix $(DESTDIR),$(SKIP)),$(INSTALL))
+ 	cd $(usr/bin) && $(ln_f) skill snice
diff --git a/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.3-noproc.patch b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.3-noproc.patch
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..4e8e779e80a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.3-noproc.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+Ripped from Fedora
+
+If /proc isnt mounted, `top` will cause screen corruption ...
+
+--- top.c~
++++ top.c
+@@ -3201,12 +3201,15 @@
+ 
+ int main (int dont_care_argc, char *argv[])
+ {
++   struct stat isproc;
+    (void)dont_care_argc;
+    before(*argv);
+                                         //                 +-------------+
+    windows_stage1();                    //                 top (sic) slice
+    configs_read();                      //                 > spread etc, <
+    parse_args(&argv[1]);                //                 > lean stuff, <
++   if (stat("/proc/self", &isproc)==-1)
++      std_err("/proc is not mounted, required for output data");
+    whack_terminal();                    //                 > onions etc. <
+    windows_stage2();                    //                 as bottom slice
+                                         //                 +-------------+
diff --git a/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.8-toprc-fixup.patch b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.8-toprc-fixup.patch
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..d63a0d378d2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/srcpkgs/procps/patches/procps-3.2.8-toprc-fixup.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+X-Gentoo-Bug: 279819
+Upstream-Patch: http://procps.cvs.sourceforge.net/viewvc/procps/procps/top.c?r1=1.132&r2=1.134
+--- top.c~	2008/03/24 04:41:26	1.132
++++ top.c	2009/12/10 11:37:48	1.134
+@@ -2190,7 +2190,10 @@
+ // Value a window's name and make the associated group name.
+ static void win_names (WIN_t *q, const char *name)
+ {
+-   sprintf(q->rc.winname, "%.*s", WINNAMSIZ -1, name);
++   // Note that src==dst is illegal in sprintf.
++   // Failure: amd64, glibc 2.9-20081201, gcc 4.3.4
++   if(q->rc.winname != name)
++      sprintf(q->rc.winname, "%.*s", WINNAMSIZ -1, name);
+    sprintf(q->grpname, "%d:%.*s", q->winnum, WINNAMSIZ -1, name);
+ }
+ 
diff --git a/srcpkgs/procps/template b/srcpkgs/procps/template
index b0abe161d45..5478bf57eea 100644
--- a/srcpkgs/procps/template
+++ b/srcpkgs/procps/template
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 # Template file for 'procps'
 pkgname=procps
 version=3.2.8
-revision=1
+revision=2
 distfiles="http://procps.sf.net/$pkgname-$version.tar.gz"
 build_style=gnu_makefile
 short_desc="The /proc file system utilities"